UftPM Required Rading

That sucked. That cruise sucked. I don't want to go all Mother Bear on you but seriouslly? Profesionalism people! I know other companies encourage chaos bellow deck but not here and not on this ship. It's too dangerous it's the Monster for a reason. To purposly distract yourself and the rest of us in the manner you did was bad. I shudder to think if THEY had seen what I saw...

You know I'm all for levety and a good time but it can't interfear with my job. What if I were so selfish as to hide things from you for my own amusement? Wouldn't I be fired for that? Have you done any better today?

You think because there was a  small audience it dosen't matter. You're wrong. The audience is the reason you're emploied in the first place. Your job is to entertain them not yourselves. And this brings up an interesting point. Not all of you had a good time with the game. In fact half of you were uncomfortable with it. Don't lie I saw it in your eyes. You went along because why? Some fear of not being cool? All that does is make you feel crappy because you aren't being true to yourself and that's not cool.

I love you. For that reason I can't allow you to be unprofessional. I can't see the return of chaos it's bad for the soul. When you are bad to each other, when you get undisciplined, when you overstep professional boundaries you make my job harder. So do me a favor and be better people.