Scheduling

Why is my life so congested now?

I need to do a reading for a play I wrote. Mainly because I NEED you people to experience it and talk about it. There's no way this fabulous event can occur until some time next year...

I really want to visit some friends. But I have something every night until some time next year.

I would also like to do a spa day because I need a brake. Hm, maybe some time next year?
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Thank you for letting me complain publicly. If you want to help be extra kind to everyone don't get on your high pony when I ask you to do something and please remember that I have no power I'm only a messenger and you really ought not shoot me. I don't tell you things just to make you mad. I tell you things because it's my crappy job to do that. Trust me I'd rather watch you make a fool of yourself than correct you at this point. It's more entertaining.

On the other had go ahead and get uppity just don't be surprised if a fall out laughing. Of course you will be surprised and take it all personal. How do I know that? Duh, I watch you up close for a living. But at least I know I sort of warned you (in writing even).