A Note About UtfPM

I have no control over what's in your heads.

Biting commentary aside, I'd like to remind you that my bias is toward peace. Not a weak oppressive peace but a strong one. All I have written was honest and out of my love of humanity. More of you are aware of me now and I feel the time is right to make explicit some assumptions about this project.

1.) This is not news
2.) This is not gossip (you do that so well on your own)
3.) This *is* funny

Because this isn't news you may be certain that not every event was covered. There were things that happened to some of you that were a big deal but didn't strike me as needing my commentary.

Because this isn't meant to be gossip you may find that the scandals you thought happened aren't mentioned. Either this is because they didn't happen or I don't think it fair to "kick 'em when they're down". Lord knows we all need a break at some point.

Because this is funny you should *not* take anything written here as a call to arms. I don't hate any of you. But I know you have colossal pride issues and take yourselves way WAY too seriously. (Yes, Jello, especially you.) I'm saying all this so you can get off your hobby-horse and enjoy the ridiculous that has been this ship.

Peace on all your undeserving heads.