Sex crazed cats are very unreasonable creatures. Trust me. I know. For tow nights in a row I have listened to the petitions of several tom cats. Now why animals that under nearly all circumstances lead quite lives should wake all larger animals around them with loud yammering that screams, "I'm in this spot and completely distracted" is beyond me. But then I'm human and let's face it humans are weird.
I must say Tuesday morning's dance with the little female was totally artsy-fartsy surreal like a dream but real so you're extra awake. It was three something. She was a young house cat. I think it's her first heat. The owners are going to be *thrilled*!
I wonder how they'd take finding a flier that said, "lost your orange female cat? No worries, she's knocked up! Congratulations, you'll have kittens." Yeah, that might not go over so well.
How long does it take for cats to have sex? Because I'm getting the feeling it can go on for days. I mean the whole ritual, foreplay to the after sex cigarette and coffee. I hope it's over with soon.
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