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Pretty doesn’t give you a free pass on the Plotless Monster.

Mother Bear’s prediction before leaving ship; completely shattered. Cougar Bait is a dud. Until now Turbo had no reason to complain but Cougar Bait’s lack of professionalism has torqued him. This will lead to an interesting dynamic shift. Cougar Bait is the least prepared of ANYONE who has ever crewed this ship (including that sucky temp). During his third attempt he was screwing up pass codes and positioning so bad I even noticed and I don’t pay attention to the action, can’t see anything anyway.

In my analysis a lot of this lack of preparation stems from the fact that this guy is completely whipped. He has no passion. His wife scares him. This is sad. Marriage should be a partnership not a bondage. There should be no master, no boss. Also, people like Mother Bear who have “fallen for the face” created a sort of monster by not challenging him to have a passion for what he’s doing. After all who wouldn’t hire him he’s so (eye roll) gorgeous (*gag me with a spoon*). I need to clarify something; the above statement isn’t his opinion it’s actually Mother Bear and someone else’s opinion.

To be charitable, this is a Monster. No one is safe. Yes, there has been some improvement. Right, and we’ve been spoiled with the kinds of people who have been coming in.

Things will be completely different tomorrow. Tomorrow we won’t notice how bad Cougar Bait is because we will be dealing with some new thing that looks even worse. Brace yourself kids, you ain’t seen nothing yet.

Ominous, I know. But take heart, I’m still with you.