WTF God?

This was one for the books. The first assignment went off routine. The second... was strange. Smurfet dislocated her shoulder right out the gate. Launch tore the masking and got his pants caught in the rafters. Spaz got a touch dehydrated and made a sloppy dismount at the end. It was the new ninja's first run. I'm fighting the virus everyone's passing around. It could have been a lot worse. Thank God and All That Is Good that it wasn't.